How to make your slightly older cousin feel wayyy old.

Stephanie:  *singing* "Baby, baby, baby, ohhhh..."

Me:  "Why is everybody so obsessed with Justin Bieber? I don't get it."

Stephanie: "Because he's totally hot."

Me:  "Disagree! I don't believe he's sixteen. He seems like such a little boy to me."

Stephanie: "Well that's because to you he is a little boy."

OUCH! True, but still. Ouch.