Sorry ladies, he's already taken.

Rick: So what do you want to eat for dinner on Valentine's Day?

Me: I don't know. What do you have in mind?

Rick: I'm gonna cook you dinner. Anything you'd like.

Me: Really?!

Rick: Yeah. I was thinking hot dogs. Maybe even chili dogs, if you're lucky. You know what they say: every girl likes a good weiner.

Me: ::giant eye-roll::


Apparently I'm married to an 8th grade boy. But you know what? I wouldn't trade him for anything. :)