Breaking news!!!
I have something very newsworthy to report.
I'm so excited that I even did a jig! And I'm just going to pretend that that doesn't make me a total loser. Even though it so totally does.
Anyway, back to the news!
Are y'all ready for this?
Hold on to the seat of your pants.
Because....
At this very moment,
THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF DIRTY LAUNDRY IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you believe it??!?! Me neither! *Squee!!!*
Of course, Harrison is working on that as I type. Even though he's sleeping. Doesn't matter.
Folks, this may just be the miracle of the decade.
I think I deserve a raise. Ha.
And I think I may need to get a life.
:)
I'm so excited that I even did a jig! And I'm just going to pretend that that doesn't make me a total loser. Even though it so totally does.
Anyway, back to the news!
Are y'all ready for this?
Hold on to the seat of your pants.
Because....
At this very moment,
THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF DIRTY LAUNDRY IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Moly! Empty never looked so good.
Of course, Harrison is working on that as I type. Even though he's sleeping. Doesn't matter.
Folks, this may just be the miracle of the decade.
I think I deserve a raise. Ha.
And I think I may need to get a life.
:)
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