Some potty-time jingles, by yours truly.

Hi there! It's me, Kelsey. You know, the person who used to have more exciting things to talk about other than pee and poop? But not today folks, because we are still down in the deep, dark trenches of potty training. Still haven't set foot outside of my house since Sunday. There's a slight chance I'm beginning to lose my marbles. Can you tell???

Harper's doing really good. Only one accident today and she’s initiated going a couple of times instead of me having to prompt her each time. I am to the point of full-on bribery at this point. Later today I hope to bust us out of this joint for a trip to Target where I told them they could each pick out a special prize for doing so great (Harrison has not only been the best cheerleader ever for his sis but we also decided to night train him this week too…he’s woken up dry every morning!).

Anyway, because I’m going loony but also because I want to preserve my mad poetry skillz, I thought I’d document some of the potty songs we’ve been singing NONSTOP around here this week. Granted, they don’t have as much dramatic affect without the music behind them but I am in no way willing to record me singing them. So you’ll just have to use your imagination when it comes to the tune.

Potty Break

(sung to the Kit Kat Bar jingle and accompanied by some fierce marching)

 

Potty break, potty break

Let's march to the bathroom

for a potty break!

(repeat, over and over and over)

 

Pee in the Potty

 

I like to pee, pee, pee

Pee in the potty

I like to pee, pee, pee

Pee in the potty

When your bladder starts ticklin'

and your body starts wigglin'

I like to pee, pee, pee

Pee in the potty!

 

 

Poop in the Potty

 

I like to poop, poop, poop

Poop in the potty

I like to poop, poop, poop

Poop in the potty

When my belly starts achin'

and my tushy starts shakin'

I like to poop, poop, poop

Poop in the potty!

 

 

Potty Dance

(back-up singing/dancing performed by Harrison)

 

Let's doooo the potty dance

(do-do-da-do)

the potty dance!

(do-do-da-do)

Let's doooo the potty dance

(do-do-da-do)

the potty dance!

(do-do-da-do)

 

 

Pee-pee in the Potty

(replace with poo-poo when appropriate)

 

Pee-pee in the pot-ty!

(yeah!)

pee-pee in the pot-ty!

(hey!)

pee-pee in the pot-ty!

(what!)

 

 

Aaaaaaand, now you see where Harrison gets his awesome musical talent from. Hahaha!